I don't give a frogs fat ass about most the stuff in here. Where I gotta go to learn how to write good songs
What do you want to achieve with this comment? You go to a guitar training page to learn how to write lyrics? If you want someone else to write lyrics for you, then you aren't accomplishing anything there.
If you're referring to writing music and learning how to connect chords and guitar melodies together, then there are plenty of training tools in this system for you to study.